- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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