- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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