- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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