- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Women's professional sports

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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