- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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