What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Cripples are lame.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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