- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Women's Rights Movement

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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