A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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