Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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