Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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123 f*ck off

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Women's rights

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Anti Joke

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