How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Anti Joke

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