- Anti Joke

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!