They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Atheism

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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