The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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well now

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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