Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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