What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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