- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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