- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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