Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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