Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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