- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

pobody's nerfect

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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