A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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My Boyfriend

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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