- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what is 3+3= 8

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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