Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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