Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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