- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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