What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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