Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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