What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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www.xnxx.com

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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