- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind