- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

pobody's nerfect

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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