- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A man walks into a bar

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Drew Knowles is gay

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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