- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Good job, son.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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