What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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