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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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