What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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i like turtles

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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