- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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