Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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XD Jackass.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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