There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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