Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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