Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A French man gets into a fight

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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