- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Diarrhea

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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