what do you call a young man? a little boy

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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