- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How come anti jokes r funny

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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