- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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