Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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