- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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