Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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