why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

that wall over there ->

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

YOLO

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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