Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what is orange? an orange

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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