How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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