- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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