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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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