- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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