- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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