your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Womans baksetball...

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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