- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A hill billy went fishing

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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