- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

knock knock who's there ?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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