- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A hill billy went fishing

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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