*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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