A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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