- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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