- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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