so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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