Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Womans baksetball...

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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