Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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