a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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