- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

knock knock who's there ?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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