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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Womans baksetball...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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