- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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