A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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