- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

think twice or at least think

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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