- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what is orange? an orange

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.