Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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No it doesnt..

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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