What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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