What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Go away still nothing to see

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Poop.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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