How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

whats white jizz

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do black people eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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